Just to be clear, there is a fines system in place for everyone who plays for Wantage CC. The criteria are as follows:

50p – Turning up late
50p – Any bag on any bench (with the exception of “captain’s table”)
50p – Drop catch
50p – Mis-field costing runs
10p – Bye
10p – Wide / No Ball
50p – Not showering
50p – Pissing in the shower
50p – Dave Somerset doesn’t get lucky on the night before a OCA/Cup game
10p – Dave Somerset gets lucky, but not with a new girl the night before a OCA/Cup game
10p – Tattoo
50p – Moaning

The decision of the appointed fines secretary for the day along with the team captain are final!